Review : RED

Director: Robert Schwentke

Release Date: 14 October 2010

Genre : action-comedy

Casting: Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman, Mary-Louise Parker, Karl Urban

Memorable quote:

Marvin Boggs: Why are you trying to kill me?
Frank Moses: Look, why would I be trying to kill you?
Marvin Boggs: Because last time we met, I tried to kill you.
Frank Moses: That was a long time ago.
Marvin Boggs: Some people hold on to things like that.

What it’s all about: When a retired super black ops CIA agent with no life is wanted in a body bag, he recruits his old also retired cool freaky CIA friends to show the kids how it's done old school style. I know not very complicated but that resumes it in a few words. Oh, the super agent drags a pathetic woman with him in this nice mess. The old and restless are back!!

Why yes? The cast made me curious, without this special blend of old and talented I wouldn't pay a ticket at the movies for this. The action scenes were nice, the director invested in some big boom booms, and effects. Fight scenes were good and refreshing here and there you would even say : that's nice, but don't expect too much of this one. Willis and Urban have a nice old school fight scene with some nice punches. The cast, pure old school professionals, you can count on them to deliver their part, but of course if the script isn't the best thing even the best actors, which we had here can’t make the movie something special. All this with the big exception of our good and crazy friend John malkovich, this guy was just in the right time in the right place in this movie, he definitely saved this one, he is hilarious as he is fun to watch. Every scene where he was present, he puts a smile on your face.

Why not? It’s obvious that the script isn’t genius. When you make an action comedy it’s not even necessary. You don't need a good script to make it work, you need a couple of good jokes and some pretty faces and big guns. Of course this is quite an easy way to make a movie, but what do you want sometimes those make the big bucks at the end of the month. This one wasn't made in order to reinvent something just to fill the seats at the movies, which is exactly what it did, but in a cheap way. Another thing that starts bothering me, doesn't Hollywood has fresh actors to make new movies? Lately we get old and retired people who want to feel young again, I'm not sure the movie theatre is the stage for comebacks and high school reunions. But who cares I guess we don't have to wait too long till those movies will rest in peace . Morgan freeman, what can I say, I like him and I like him a lot, but here he was just in the background, I think you could used him much more.

Well...

The script was boring and cheap, the cast was expensive and exiting, I think this movie lacks originality and depth. I wouldn't watch it at the movies but wait till it comes home. Because of all this I grade this one, based a lot on respect for the cast...

Grade: (6,5 out of 10)

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Review : The Town

Director: Ben Affleck

Release Date: 4^th of October 2010

Genre : Action and drama?

Casting: Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall, Jon Hamm, Jeremy Renner

Memorable quote:

Doug MacRay: [narrating] Driver's name is Arthur Shea. Former Metro Police officer, fifty-seven years old. Soon as his partner leaves with the coal bag, Artie cracks a Herald, and he don't look up 'til the guy gets back. Marty Maguire. Cummins Armored courier. Five-ten, two-twenty, fifty-two years old. Picks up every Wednesday and Friday at exactly 8:12, makes a hundred and ten dollars a day, carries a Sig nine. And he's about to get robbed.

What it’s all about: In the quite city called Charlestown it is said that bank robbers feel at home. The city holds the title ,” most bank robberies per capita” ( I think that's bullshit, but who knows). A local crew pulls of a job, but when things go south they take a woman hostage. After the job is done its decided not to " take care" of her since she didn't see anything that could incriminate the crew. During her surveillance things get delicate between the crew leader and the hostage, not knowing he is the criminal that threatened her life in the past!

Why yes? I like action movies, and I love good action movies. In this one we had all the ingredients for a good one, Details, good script, suspense and great rhythm. You have two sorts of action movies. One were you have one huge action scene during the whole movie, and others have some peeks with adrenaline crushing scenes. This one without a doubt has the peeks. But don't understand me wrong , between the peeks, the movie goes on with a great story and great flow. Not everybody loves Affleck, but here he proved to everyone that he can act and direct at the same time. Jeremy Renner as the badass- bad-boy as usual was really great, liked his character and especially his ending. Hall and Hamm are main characters that actually fall in the background , not too much of them. The florist was great ,loved him, he had this Irish old school mob face, perfect for his character. The last thing and one of the most important things, the costumes were great, so original and perfect, prepare yourself for some Halloween options.

Why not? When you will see this movie you will probably understand this better, but even so, you find a lot of loose ends in the movie that could have been used to make it even better. For example, the other police agent who hates the robbers, the tattoo on the back of the neck, his father, all of those could give the film another edge. Not too much negativity here, since I liked it pretty much. You find a couple of scenes that are maybe not necessary, you could cut them out in the editing.

Well...

Great action film, great directing and acting by Affleck. The not screwing around crew was awesome, everyone had his place and was perfect in it. I liked the professionalism in the criminal acts, loved the accent and personality given to the different actors. Watch it, not necessarily in the movies, but you could, wouldn't be a waste. Because of all the above I grade this one...

Grade: (8 out of 10)

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Review : Going to Distance

Director: Nanette Burstein

Release Date: 3 September 2010

Genre : romantic comedy

Casting: Drew Barrymore, Justin Long, Christina Applegate

What it’s all about:

Sometimes life brings two people together that are so f*cked up that is just works for them. They are perfect for each other , the only problem is they live on different coasts and in different states, solution, long distance relationship?

Why yes?

The story was refreshing, ok still you have the fell- in- love- kinda -thingy but this time with some weird birds that give this one a funky fun feeling. I have to admit there are a couple of scenes where I literally couldn't breathe because they were so funny, which give a huge push for this medium movie. The actors are good especially long, Drew on the other hand I just don't like. The cast, which includes the weird friends, the sister ( Christina Applegate) and her husband add another level to the movie, they are funny as they are necessary to give this movie the important extra so this movie won’t suck too much.

Why not?

Personally I don't stand Drew Barrymore, a lot of people do like her but since I saw her years ago in Charlie’s angels, I just don't like to see her in movies.
So that's one reason, then ( and its important to say that I was tired during this movie, even so, I never fall asleep in the movies) you had a couple of moments where I felt my eyes closing, which means that there were some dry and boring moments in the movie. I think that a movie needs to hold you until the credits come on screen if it doesn't the movie has flaws, so this one had some serious ones.

Well...

Good for home, not good enough for the movies, guys you can watch this you’ll have a good enough time so you won’t need to kill yourself. Girls , this movie is made for you so you will probably enjoy it. Because of all the above I grade this one...

Grade: (6 out of 10)

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Review : grownups

Director: Dennis Dugan

Release Date: 25 June 2010

Genre : Comedy

Casting: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade, Rob Schneider, Salma Hayek, Steve Buscemi

memorbale quote:

Bean Lamonsoff: Mommy, I want some milk.

Sally Lamonsoff: Come here. I'll give you a little something.
[starts breastfeeding Bean]
Roxanne Chase-Feder: Your son is so cute. How old is he?
Eric Lamonsoff: 48 months.
Kurt McKenzie: [pause] That's 4.
Eric Lamonsoff: [pause] Yeah.

What it’s all about:

5 aged men in their midlife’s hear about the death of their school basketball coach which unites them together for and unforgettable weekend. Every single one of them has some issues, serious issues!!!

Why yes?

You would believe that this talented crew of comedians would deliver some amazing comedy, which isn’t totally true. Above I wrote that this is a comedy, a family comedy is more like it, it’s not in the same category as for example American pie, which is a teen comedy, but whatever, was it good and funny ? Yes it was. Was it hilarious? No, not really, and this is what I actually expected. But now some facts. The actors are good, the story is ok and the jokes are medium, all in all this makes this movie, medium well. You get some jokes where you can see that Adam Sandler was one of the writers, I love this guy ( not in a gay way, I just think he’s hilarious) , and that’s definitely a positive point, beyond that nothing too special to say about this. Like always even though he had only a small part, Steve Buscemi I just think this guy is amazing, he cracks me up in every scene.

Why not?

Again, as I said before it depends what you want to see, teen comedy ,definitely not, nice popcorn- evening-home movie, yeah of course. The story was a bit lame for my taste, but you needed something to get those weird guys all in one place. The jokes except from a couple were medium, and that’s it I think, you have nothing that makes this movie unique in any way, and that in my opinion is very bad.

Well...

All in all, fun to watch with friends at home, definitely not for the movies, or with a girlfriend. I just didn’t feel that this was something that jumps out from all the other lame comedies that exist already. Because of all that I grade this one...

Grade: (5 out of 10)

Sorry Adam Sandler...

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